What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
14.06.2025 02:03
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
HELLO
After a few moments he returns.
What is the most memorable thing that happened in your college days?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
{RING} {RING}
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Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
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I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Yes sir it is.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
What is the naughtiest fantasy that you've lived out?
Sure no problem officer.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.